Day #207
T oday President Trump lost his mind. Aids have yet to find it but remain optimistic as they continue the search. AP reports this is merely a figure of speech and that the president hasn't literally lost his mind. Others disagree. Still others say this happened long ago and what we've got we've got, so get used to it. In related news, Vice president Pence, while visiting Colombia, South America, requested asylum. It is not yet clear if the vice-president was asking for asylum for himself or for one to put his boss in. Update at 11.